13 Wacky Pieces of Furniture for a Crazy Piano Person

We all know the crazy cat lady right? That woman who loves cats so much to the point where you feel unwelcome in her home if your face doesn’t include a button nose, pointy ears and whiskers? Well we feel it’s unfair that the cat lady gets so much attention in pop culture when there are so many other just-as-crazy-if-not-more obsessed people who too deserve their time in the sun. For example, take the crazy piano person. Crazy piano person just loves pianos and naturally prefers their company over that of humans. They feel exuberant joy at the sight of anything black or white and design their home accordingly with images and shapes of their one true love. If you yourself are shaping up to be/already are a crazy piano person, allow us to introduce you to some home necessities (and accompanying musical puns… we’re sorry) you should consider acquiring in order to fully embody and become the crazy piano person.

Piano Hanger

So that you never forget your keys.

Piano Bookshelf

A place for you to store books, so that you always stay sharp ♯.

Piano Bench & Piano Couch

Indoor and outdoor piano seating, for when you just need a rest .

Piano Dining Table

To ensure that you always have a grand dining experience.

Piano Stairs

These piano stairs will keep you musically in tune and fit. So that you always stay in scale, and have no surprises on the scale. 🙂

Piano Shower Curtain

The perfect theatrical curtain for your singing shower concert, in front of your imaginary audience.

Piano Bar

Who doesn’t love a piano bar? Well these will allow you to store your alcoholic beverages and ensure that you stay out of treble .

Piano Car

Giving new meaning to the word “portable piano”, this piano car is ideal for when you want to move and groove. Just make sure you press the right pedals!

Piano Bed

So that music is always in your head, even when you lie in bed.

So readers, which of these furniture pieces can you absolutely not live without? Let us know in the comments section below!